Got this from my sister. Too funny not to post.

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tediousdiatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning .... Uphill BOTH ways …Yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in heck I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it.
But now that...I'm over (ahem...waaaaay over) the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help butlook around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy. I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a dang Utopia. And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it.

1. When I was a kid, we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the dang library and look it up ourselves... In the card catalog.. (Do you even know what a card catalog is? Didn't think so.)

2. There was no email.. We had to actually write somebody a letter... With a pen. Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there.

3. There were no MP3's or Napsters. If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the dang record store and shoplift it yourself. Or you had towait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talkover the beginning and mess it all up.

4. We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting. If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it.

5. And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either. When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was. It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know... You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister.

6. We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games withhigh-resolution 3-D graphics. If we were lucky, we had Video Pong and later on the Atari 2600. With games like "Space Invaders" and "asteroids" and the graphics were horrible. Your guy was a little square. You actually had to use your imagination. And there were no multiple levels or screens, it wasjust one screen forever. And you could never win. The game just kept gettingharder and harder and faster and faster until you died. Just like LIFE.

7. When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadiumseating. All the seats were the same height. If a tall guy or some old broad with a hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you were just screwed.

8. Some of us had no cable...only 3 stations (maybe) that you had to gooutside and turn the antennae to be able pick up. Later on, we had cabletelevision, but back then that was only like 15 channels and there was noonscreen menu. You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find outwhat was on.And there was no Cartoon Network either. You could only get cartoons onSaturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying.?. We had to wait ALL WEEK forcartoons.

9. And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove or go build a fire ... Imagine that. If we wanted popcorn,we had to use that stupid JiffyPop thing or a pan with HOT oil and realpopcorn kernels and shake it all over the stove forever like an idiot.

10. When we were on the phone with our friends and our parents walked-in, we were stuck to the wall with a cord, a 7 foot cord that ran to the phone - not the phone base, the actual phone. We barely had enough length to sit on the floor and still be able to twirl the phone cord in our fingers. If you suddenly had to go to the bathroom - guess what we had to do..... Hang upand talk to them later.

That's exactly what I'm talking about. You kids today have got it too easy.You're spoiled.. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1960 or 1970 or 1980.

Regards,The over 30 Crowd